Nestle and Pedobear: Let Me Google That For You

Recently, in an effort to get “down with the kids,” perpetually misguided multinational Nestle (Whose profits last year were 10.35 BILLION dollars)  launched their Instagram channel. Because so many food brands succeed with nonsensical imagery, Nestle opted to dress someone in a bear suit, have them...

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What’s in a Number?

Recently, I have been seeing a lot of this type of stuff in my feed, and it’s time to cut this shit out.At some point in the past, some “internet marketing guru” claimed that a great way to boost fans and followers on social media...

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Why Ringtones are Over

I am someone who hates the phone. Yes, I work in technology, and YES I carry the phone with me EVERYWHERE, but that does not mean I enjoy being accessible to fix people’s computers while I’m sitting on a streetcar, or discussing familial matters while...

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