Canada Post: You’re Doing it Wrong

Permalink Today, Canada Post announced that urban centres would be receiving the community mailboxes rural areas have been using since the late ’80s.People immediately started crying out on social media. “Why is Canada Post taking away our door-to-door service?” Canada Post’s answer is that it’s because...

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The Pivot: Or Why #nbcfail is a REALLY BIG DEAL

Since 1988, NBC has been where Americans go to get their Olympics coverage. It’s no secret that this incredibly lucrative contract, obtained during the network’s glory days, has led the broadcaster to think they are “unkillable,” (despite being 4th in the network wars.) This theory was...

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Nestle and Pedobear: Let Me Google That For You

Recently, in an effort to get “down with the kids,” perpetually misguided multinational Nestle (Whose profits last year were 10.35 BILLION dollars)  launched their Instagram channel. Because so many food brands succeed with nonsensical imagery, Nestle opted to dress someone in a bear suit, have them...

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What’s in a Number?

Recently, I have been seeing a lot of this type of stuff in my feed, and it’s time to cut this shit out.At some point in the past, some “internet marketing guru” claimed that a great way to boost fans and followers on social media...

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