First in a series on project managing life by Karen Geier Learn it, Live it, Love it I had zero choice growing up as to whether I would learn to be punctual. Both of my parents are militarily precise on arriving early. Part of this comes from a tradition on my dad’s side. Germans have worked […]
Pokemon Go killed my mother. Pokemon Go prevented me from attending my first choice College Pokemon Go gave me crippling arthritis and GERD Pokemon Go made my fiance leave me at the altar Pokemon Go got me hooked on a street drug called Choin, which is Adderall, Ecstasy and Pixie stix mixed together. You snort […]
Image courtesy Mélanie Côté Loken When I was a child, my mother would make a cake for my birthday every single year. She had a book of “cut-up cakes,” which seemed like a starter kit for wacky moms of the ‘80s. This book had templates to follow for every one of the unique, hours-long adventures that […]
It’s very easy to smoke-rotiss a chicken (provided your grill has a rotisserie kit.) It’s seriously good Buy some smoke chips and 2 smoker boxes. (Good combinations for chicken:) Apple and Pecan Cherry and Pecan Cherry and Apple Apple and Hickory Soak the chips according to the instructions and fill 2 smoker boxes. Place one […]
“I Hope When You Get Cancer…” It’s no secret I roundly detested Rob Ford. Rob Ford was an actual bona fide menace to society in the Greater Toronto Area for much of his life, from the time he was a high school bully/drug dealer until the time (and after) a child died in the botched […]
“Christmas Candle Salad” Every year when Thanksgiving articles begin to get posted, I start to get GERD. It means Christmas is coming. (Unless you’re Costco, and Labor Day means Christmas is coming.) November is the harbinger for the worst time of the year, and a time when more than ever, you’re expected to not only enjoy […]
For some people, the goal of being on Twitter is to become popular. People chase the dream of being retweeted or followed by celebrities, or having a tweet go viral. I have had a few tweets go viral over the years, but I wouldn’t say I am particularly proud of them: This tweet isn’t even […]
LEAKED: The Real Things All Successful People Do Before Breakfast You’ve seen the videos. You’ve read the articles. You’ve felt self conscious about your lackadaisical routine. But what if that advice was just the facade these successful people use to obscure their real routines? Through an unknown source using the account bongslayer69@hotmail.cx, we now know […]
Canadians have endured a 3 month election process that has been as rollicking a ride as it has been an exercise in extreme futility. Of the major parties, each have their share of deterrents: The CPC have pissed a surplus away into consecutive deficits and job losses, the Liberals have shown questionable judgement on race […]