Pokemon Go killed my mother.
Pokemon Go prevented me from attending my first choice College
Pokemon Go gave me crippling arthritis and GERD
Pokemon Go made my fiance leave me at the altar
Pokemon Go got me hooked on a street drug called Choin, which is Adderall, Ecstasy and Pixie stix mixed together. You snort it.
Pokemon Go set fire to my bike
Pokemon Go temporarily gave me the ability to see really ugly people naked
Pokemon Go turned my innie to an outie and now my pants don’t do up all the way
Pokemon Go neglected to tell me it was my grandmother’s birthday and she died before I could call her
Pokemon Go burned my tickets to Hamilton
Pokemon Go made my child have the croup
Pokemon Go stole money out of my checking account
Pokemon Go threw all my clothes out the window
Pokemon Go turned my dog against me
Pokemon Go made my tomato sauce sour
Pokemon Go shrunk all my clothes overnight
Pokemon Go gave me bedbugs
Pokemon Go locked me out of Netflix
Pokemon Go sat me next to a baby on a cross country flight
Pokemon Go caused my meats to get Listeria
Pokemon Go made me make an All Lives Matter poster
Pokemon Go designed the recipe for New Coke
Pokemon Go redacted the 28 pages from the 9/11 commission report
Pokemon Go made Dick Cheney shoot his best friend
Pokemon Go cancelled your favourite television show.
Pokemon Go makes all Baristas spell and pronounce your name wrong at the bar
It’s time to rethink how we interact with video games.