Canadians have endured a 3 month election process that has been as rollicking a ride as it has been an exercise in extreme futility.
Of the major parties, each have their share of deterrents: The CPC have pissed a surplus away into consecutive deficits and job losses, the Liberals have shown questionable judgement on race issues and privacy, the NDP have a weird uncle you can’t get a handle on, and the Greens have a tense relationship with science, and their leader is anti-abortion.
Where does this leave principled, caring Canadians interested in real change and realier results?
On October 19, vote for A Quorum of Raccoons.
I know what you’re thinking: “The stakes have never been higher! We need to make sure that we vote for a party that can form a government!
Raccoons often work together toward a common goal.
I know what else you’re thinking: “What kind of a platform could a Quorum of Raccoons have?”
You may be surprised to find out raccoons have a lot more in common with you than you think.
- Clean air, water, and gutters
- Lots of trees
- Warm places to raise families of all sizes and descriptions
- Re-enacting the tax brackets that the Mulroney government dismantled.
Does this sound like your kind of platform? Congratulations. You should vote for a Quorum of Raccoons.
What else do raccoons bring to the table that the major parties don’t?
- Very nimble hands
- Incredible ability to adapt to their environment but not being disingenuous about it
- Can climb complete verticals with ease
- Hilarious/cute burglar mask
- Will be happy eating cold bagels
If you want real change without the same old argle bargle, make sure on October 19th you vote to elect real leadership
