Archive for the ‘Comedic Writing’ Category

Go towards Blair, and go over the 401. Get on the 401, and keep going past where you used to get off for Andrea’s house. Take the next exit (I can’t remember what it’s called) but the NEXT one is Stratford, so don’t get off there. Once you’re off the highway, turn left and go […]

One set of Lalique fruit nappies (12). Complete Criterion Collection on Blu-Ray. Dog Tuxedoes (1 vintage). Wine journals purchased on trip to Harrods last year. One lesser Tintoretto. One set of Versace towels (and matching shower curtain) – Monogrammed. Oldest known Haida handcarved dildo (irreplacable). Chutney collection from trip to India 2009. Artisinal salts (one […]